Part 3 of the email “Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken.” Here are a few more of the “ideas.”
Going through puberty to become a man is so...so...yesterday. Help your child get a jump on manhood with this innovative idea for accelerating the process. Just think how jealous the other boys will be of little Jimmy. And the girls will be swooning.
Hmmm.... so THIS is the way to ensure that I get my fair share of the covers, eh?
This one has apparently been patented already:
Check out patent DE19910982C1 titled Tea bag immersion device uses timer switch for controlling immersion interval before tea bag holder is automatically returned to its raised position… or as they say in Geman… Vorrichtung zum Tauchen eines Teebehälters. (I think… I don’t speak German.)
Stay tuned for more “ideas” in Part 4.